If you don’t shop from Paula’s Choice, you should because a) they make my favorite no frills 2% BHA gel with the right pH and b) these sassy reviews of Lush products:
"Coalface assaults skin with sandalwood and rosewood oils plus sodium lauryl sulfate and genuine coal powder. Washing your face in the fireplace would be preferred to this product."
"Angels on Bare Skin contains lavender and rose oils, and is not recommended. This recipe claims to be from the Middle Ages, which to our way of thinking is not a positive selling point! Back in those days, life expectancy was drastically short and bloodletting was the pinnacle of medicine!"
If only I could achieve that level of brevity and sass