babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image

(via judgejudysbiggestfan)

#wheezing  

chismosa-morenita Damn those must be a real treat 2 scratch… and hard 2 treat also

HOW THE HELL DID I GET A MOSQUITO BITE ON MY UPPER LEG WHEN I’M WEARING PAJAMA PANTS

IT’S ALSO COLD WHY AREN’T THEO DEAD

Ur fave is problematic: me: not straight enough to be into dudes who are all muscle and no interesting facial features

(via bubble-butt-bernard)

(via vaginawoolf)

powderdoom:

OCC metallic lip tar in Technopagan. More amazing lip swatches and a discussion on 90’s beauty nostalgia over at The Style Con. 

#me  

applepretzel:

"human stop das bad for u"

runs-on-ramen:

necessary:

he needs those parts for his space ship

he’s going to otter space

(via lemondifficult)

nudiemuse:

daf-mod:

I regret nothing

LOLLOLOLOLOLOL SHUT UP

(via blastingradio)

blastingradio:

#foodindanger (at Saint’s Alp Teahouse)

Why yes I did order 2 bubble teas

Is this building even real #ataleoftwocities (at The High Line)

John Lurie: There Are Things You Don’t Know About (at Cavin-Morris Gallery)

👽 (at The High Line)

jessieware:

Ladies and Gents, ‘Kind of…Sometimes…Maybe’ written by me, Miguel and Benzel. Enjoy & have a whiskey with it x

(via thetonightshow)